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#366226 Mar 28, 2008 at 09:33 AM
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There once was an Indian(A Native American to be perfectly 'PC')who had only one testicle, and whose given
 name was 'Onestone.'

 He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

 After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,

 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

 The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

 Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
 morning, Onestone.'

 He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
 day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

 The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

 Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

 Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
 Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

 Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
 to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
 next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
 wouldn't die!


 What is the moral of this story?????...........................

 OH, Come on... take a guess!



 Think about it...



 And the moral is...



 You can't kill two birds with one stone!!




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#366234 Mar 28, 2008 at 09:39 AM
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u know with the answer to that its not too funny >.<
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#366272 Mar 28, 2008 at 10:06 AM
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Well, tbh, you CAN kill 2 birds with one stone. Who said you had to toss the stone away? Just get the birds and finish it with the same stone.
<(^ ^ <) (> ^ ^)> <(^ ^ <) (> ^ ^)>
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#366804 Mar 28, 2008 at 05:32 PM
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that was worse than sithen


Rawr Stone Form !!!, Coz im cool !
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#366861 Mar 28, 2008 at 07:31 PM
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#366804 Ironbrow wrote:

that was worse than sithen



well screw you guys im going home!

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#398733 Apr 18, 2008 at 10:01 AM · Edited over 14 years ago
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to carry the friday humor tradition
some old UK commercials
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i reckon if someone does something rong we shout at them "u silly sausage, WOT are u duin!"

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its london:-
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#422445 May 02, 2008 at 04:42 AM · Edited over 14 years ago
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As it's friday and it's funny :P


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#422502 May 02, 2008 at 05:41 AM
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

1:48 - 2:15 = PURE WIN

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#422515 May 02, 2008 at 05:56 AM
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lol when he gets pwned by jaina
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#422726 May 02, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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hehe ephex thats the vid i linked ^^ i got a better one than that if i pm it post it here pls


Rawr Stone Form !!!, Coz im cool !
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#695303 Aug 08, 2008 at 09:03 AM
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Epik Bumpzor!!!1111===r2212!!



Good Vent harrasment that made people laugh along rather then get upset.



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